Tomb of Annihilation MONDAYS!

Lost in the Mist

After following her quarry into Chult, El’eria enters Omu to finish up her task

I have been following this blasted Yellow Banner company in the stupid jungle for weeks now. My lord has tasked me with the apprehension or demise of Sephirius, a wily dragonborn goody-too-shoes. Like many sheeples of his kind, he worships Bahamut. I saw them go into Omu a few nights ago, dealing with temples and these small stone cubes.

I thought the yuan-ti completed the job for me, but it appears the company either struck a deal with them or are more martially proficient than I originally thought. I must be certain to approach the dragonborn by himself, as taking on all five may not be feasible even for me.

Using the cubes they have found the entrance to what appears to be some old tomb. I’m really glad they don;t have someone more perceptive, because it is remarkably easy to follow them just a few feet behind them. The tomb door closed behind us, but that just means that Sephirius has nowhere else to hide. I will stalk him in here until my task is done!

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SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
takin' a long rest with LODAK

screaming noises

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Log Jam 4
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Coping with loss in black and white and 17-syllable increments.

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Invisible scouts
Succumb to button gas trap
Then it’s pits for us

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Lost Lamentation
Found an Oomu Defender
Who is Kanoush Natombe?

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Hydra like spider
With number of heads and legs
In reverse order

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IF YOU WIN, YOU NEED NOT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
If you lose, you should not be there to explain

LODAK does not TRUCK with puzzles. Puzzles are for the weak.

LODAK finds FEATHERS strangely threatening

LODAK doesn’t have ANYTHING else today.

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Quick Sketch for Emma.
the real doom

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Emma tries so hard, but fails to capture the true soul behind the foul veil of colors. The darkness reveals our true self. The light only burns, indiscriminately, like it does to moths with flame. The charcoal blacks of night reflect the true essences of the hidden dogma of creation. True beauty lies in the unseen depths of the world, where light does not dare enter. There, in this promised Land, where any foul scintillating embers are quickly hunted and squished, like fireflies hunting for salvation only to find the true meaning of depravation.

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Update
Can't I just roll an Intelligence check?

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Angry Sea Spider
A Torch in each Tentacle
Puzzles are the Worst

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IT IS NOT TRUTH THAT MATTERS BUT VICTORY
pal'n around with lodak and pals.

LODAK takes pleasure in the destruction of NEWTS who thought they were so great.

LODAK hangs out with a jungle HIPPIE, with small plants for friends. who need to get a life.

LODAK makes a decision to trust 3 travelers. They BETRAY his trust. No more mistakes will be made. except that one time.

LODAK takes command of the SS LODAK. He remembers his PIRATE days with disgust, but it is better than that dank sphincter of a jungle.

LODAK sees a large boat with blue GIANTS. They bask and await their future destruction. at the hands of LODAK. probably. maybe the turtle.

LODAK fools the week willed CAPTAIN of some dunk-ass fort with his lies and obtains his rightful permission slip. he feels nothing.

LODAK is visited by a servant of that EYE god fellow, who now is LODAK’s god, because he is a wizard. or something. now we know where to go. blunbucket or ooptok or some other place.

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Emma Has a Sketchbook, Too
Illustrated Meditations on Recent Combat Situations

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When I grow up, I want to be just like Cassio. I’m going to practice now!

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Five glowing, spitting Fire Newts
Four Giant Striders
At the edge of Lake Luwo

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Two Girallon means eight arms
With which to kill us
Act submissive, sneak away

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Who almost got eaten by
The Plesiosaur?
I think his name is Adzat

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Velociraptors!
Fourteen hid outside our tent
Fireball is our friend

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Three women by a shipwreck
Betrayal will come
Secret Hags totally suck

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Quick Sketch
Emma, my muse

After our adventures last few days, I truly am feeling alive.

Here is a sketch of the first thing that has made me realize there may be hope for me still

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I’ll treasure this memory forever!

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HE WHO PROTEST IS AN ENEMY; HE WHO OPPOSES IS A CORPSE
pallin' around with LODAK

LODAK must continue his works of domination through the application of MAGIC and through deft climbing and the extermination of his 5th most hated enemy of the winged variety.

LODAK faces, without fear, the wrath of gods and the laughter of MONKEYS

LODAK scoffs at the futile end of a supposed DRAGON at the hands of several fish and the weak willed goblin savages of this damp asshole of a jungle.

LODAK treats with the simpleton bird folk. He is carried in a kingly SLING to great heights because he doesn’t want to waste a spell slot.

LODAK will now wreck up a swamp in search of some wack FLOWER that will let him fly slowly around for a few days.

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