Tomb of Annihilation MONDAYS!

IF YOU WIN, YOU NEED NOT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
If you lose, you should not be there to explain

LODAK does not TRUCK with puzzles. Puzzles are for the weak.

LODAK finds FEATHERS strangely threatening

LODAK doesn’t have ANYTHING else today.

View
Quick Sketch for Emma.
the real doom

20180611_184548.png

Emma tries so hard, but fails to capture the true soul behind the foul veil of colors. The darkness reveals our true self. The light only burns, indiscriminately, like it does to moths with flame. The charcoal blacks of night reflect the true essences of the hidden dogma of creation. True beauty lies in the unseen depths of the world, where light does not dare enter. There, in this promised Land, where any foul scintillating embers are quickly hunted and squished, like fireflies hunting for salvation only to find the true meaning of depravation.

View
Update
Can't I just roll an Intelligence check?

mad_green_octopus_fights_the_sun.png

Angry Sea Spider
A Torch in each Tentacle
Puzzles are the Worst

images_5_.jpg

View
IT IS NOT TRUTH THAT MATTERS BUT VICTORY
pal'n around with lodak and pals.

LODAK takes pleasure in the destruction of NEWTS who thought they were so great.

LODAK hangs out with a jungle HIPPIE, with small plants for friends. who need to get a life.

LODAK makes a decision to trust 3 travelers. They BETRAY his trust. No more mistakes will be made. except that one time.

LODAK takes command of the SS LODAK. He remembers his PIRATE days with disgust, but it is better than that dank sphincter of a jungle.

LODAK sees a large boat with blue GIANTS. They bask and await their future destruction. at the hands of LODAK. probably. maybe the turtle.

LODAK fools the week willed CAPTAIN of some dunk-ass fort with his lies and obtains his rightful permission slip. he feels nothing.

LODAK is visited by a servant of that EYE god fellow, who now is LODAK’s god, because he is a wizard. or something. now we know where to go. blunbucket or ooptok or some other place.

View
Emma Has a Sketchbook, Too
Illustrated Meditations on Recent Combat Situations

bear_drawing.JPG

When I grow up, I want to be just like Cassio. I’m going to practice now!

fire_newt_man.png

Five glowing, spitting Fire Newts
Four Giant Striders
At the edge of Lake Luwo

gorillums.jpg

Two Girallon means eight arms
With which to kill us
Act submissive, sneak away

From_Monster_Hunt-Plesiosaur_Attacking_Seals.jpg

Who almost got eaten by
The Plesiosaur?
I think his name is Adzat

velociraptor.jpg

Velociraptors!
Fourteen hid outside our tent
Fireball is our friend

three_women.jpg

Three women by a shipwreck
Betrayal will come
Secret Hags totally suck

View
Quick Sketch
Emma, my muse

After our adventures last few days, I truly am feeling alive.

Here is a sketch of the first thing that has made me realize there may be hope for me still

wolf_spider_and_rider_by_doodlemoogle-d8kaudu.png

I’ll treasure this memory forever!

View
HE WHO PROTEST IS AN ENEMY; HE WHO OPPOSES IS A CORPSE
pallin' around with LODAK

LODAK must continue his works of domination through the application of MAGIC and through deft climbing and the extermination of his 5th most hated enemy of the winged variety.

LODAK faces, without fear, the wrath of gods and the laughter of MONKEYS

LODAK scoffs at the futile end of a supposed DRAGON at the hands of several fish and the weak willed goblin savages of this damp asshole of a jungle.

LODAK treats with the simpleton bird folk. He is carried in a kingly SLING to great heights because he doesn’t want to waste a spell slot.

LODAK will now wreck up a swamp in search of some wack FLOWER that will let him fly slowly around for a few days.

View
Cassio's Sketchbook
early to late work

What I see, p3

emo_drawing_by_katrinaakitty-d4q5thi.jpg

Heart Inside, p43

drawn-broken-heart-10.jpg

self portrait, p144

5e78eb185cfc72b9636943a13df80c4e.png

True beauty of the dark, p212

drow_sketch_6_by_acebullet-d5x4lhl.jpg

View
Log Jam 3
Vacillating in the Verdure - Meditations on Wild-Shape

poor-little-tree-faces-2.jpg

Studying the work of my colleague, Cassio, has awakened the poet within me. I must try, too, to share the details of my inner landscape and free my feelings with words instead of smashing, or biting, or clawing them into submission…

Vacillating in the Verdure
Meditations on Wild-Shape
By Emma Orr

derpy-face1.jpg

Sharp fangs not enough
To fight Red Wizards of Thay
Shit in woods with rage

Great_cat_taxi.jpg

Become a great cat
Leap across the Monkey Bridge
Failure without hands

Martini_Monkey.jpg

Shift! I’m one of you
Bigger and cultured and green
I WILL take that chest

redon_crying-spider.jpg

An arachnid tear
Cassio taught me to cry
A gnome on my back

View
Exerpts from Cassio's Books, p3

I Wake and Feel the Fell of Dark, p58

I wake and feel the fell of dark, not day,
What hours, O what black hours we have spent
This night! what sights you, heart, saw; ways you went!
And more must, in yet longer light’s delay.
With witness I speak this. But where I say
Hours I mean years, mean life. And my lament
Is cries countless, cries like dead letters sent
To dearest him that lives alas! away.

I am gall, I am heartburn. God’s most deep decree
Bitter would have me taste: my taste was me;
Bones built in me, flesh filled, blood brimmed the curse.
Selfyeast of spirit a dull dough sours. I see
The lost are like this, and their scourge to be
As I am mine, their sweating selves; but worse.

The Bird With the Dark Plumes, p148

The bird with the dark plumes in my blood,
That never for one moment however I patched my truces
Consented to make peace with the people,
It is pitiful now to watch her pleasure In a breath of
tempest
Breaking the sad promise of spring.
Are these that morose hawk’s wings, vaulting, a mere
mad swallow’s,
The snow-shed peak, the violent precipice?
Poor outlaw that would not value their praise do you
prize their blame?
“Their liking” she said “was a long creance,
But let them be kind enough to hate me that opens the
sky.”
It is almost as foolish my poor falcon
To want hatred as to want love; and harder to win.

View

I'm sorry, but we no longer support this web browser. Please upgrade your browser or install Chrome or Firefox to enjoy the full functionality of this site.